some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
we should paint friendship bongs
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