i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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