so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Mom said you looked used
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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