Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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