Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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