thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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