we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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