All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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