google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Fuck appropriateness.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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