It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
you had me at cake vodka
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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