i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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