Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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