Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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