The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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