Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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