Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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