I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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