Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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