capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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