you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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