Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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