I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm at about main and main street
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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