yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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