You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This is my gift to your gina
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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