If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I need to stop coming to work sober
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
