this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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