I need help removing her.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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