Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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