is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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