So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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