operation have a gay friend backfired
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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