I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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