lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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