Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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