Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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