what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You are the jesus of drinking
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
