saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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