I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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