Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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