no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think your dad took our porno
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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