god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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