so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Shame - the story of my life.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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