just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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