Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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