i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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