Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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