i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I will pee on everything he values.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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