if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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