I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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