I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it hurts more in the daytime
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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