Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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