im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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