He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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