i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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