im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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